Sunday, 17 December 2017

Favorite Quotes

I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is exactly how politics works . . .


“Till sin be bitter; Christ will not be sweet.” Such is the testimony of Psalm 32.
- Thomas Watson

Love is the key
Joy is love singing
Peace is love resting
Long suffering is love enduring
Kindness is love's touch
Goodness is love's character
Faithfulness is love's habit
Gentleness is love's self-forgetfulness
Self-control is love's holding the reins.
-Donald Grey Barnhouse

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